7afla:

nawafrsa:

Remember who had you when you were at your lowest…

my own damn self

classical-crap:

hilary hahn could scratch her nails on a chalkboard and I would still pay to hear it

eroscestlavie:

dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city 

catspotting:

malteseboy:

me: *hears native speaker of my target language*
me:

knittedbear:

i am not real.. i made myself up

saltfishandbake:

pmvstump:

zombietwink:

pmvstump:

all my friends are dwayne johnson

Explain

they Rock

@theeladydisdain

wtfmaddy:

Plot twist: Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie get married

floweir:

him: r u ok??

me on the outside: im fine

me on the inside: *annoying and unnecessary sounds* want a break from the ads? watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad free music! thanks for watching! *annoying sounds again* now, enjoy the next 30 minutes of ad free music! have you ever really REALLY wanted to hear a certain song? *really fucking unnecessary sounds* with Spotify premium, you can listen to any song you like, ANYTIME you like! even on mobile! *screaming* get started with Spotify premium today!